The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute