Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…