In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course