It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work