Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…