When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle