A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it