I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
