I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
My ego is too big
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon