If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste