They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
