You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…