I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
