If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
