Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

I risked loss And lost; I win

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you