You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

I changed My mind By following My heart

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…