Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job