You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs