When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences