In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time