Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…