Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
