The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
I want what you want so I want a cow
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth