Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…