Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!