For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled