Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do