The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy