I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–