Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix