Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Let there be light blight and hindsight

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors