If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out