Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face