I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself