History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
