You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually