We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

There is no Status quo But there is Status

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up