My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap