I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

You keep the peace they get everything else

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman