Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway