I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events