The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing