The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
