We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids