Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

One thing I could do Was need control

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention