I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…