Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…