Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works