New Revised Standard Translation
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
