New Revised Standard Translation
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…