Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end