My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

All dressed down with nowhere to go

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…