Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
