You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants