I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth